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Okay well he says I can type anything so hmmm.... type anything what in the world am i supposed to type four score and seven years ago no thats to long and he says I am not supposed to plagarize. Ooh i know I have this riddle i really like my friend told it to me okay If half a chicken lays half an egg in half a day then how long does it take a cricket with a wooden leg to pick all the seeds out of a watermelon? Now don't look ahead think about think about it okay I hope you have given up know because I am giving you the answer ready for it okay the answer is can't because ice cream has no bones isn't that a cool riddle. Wow, that riddle barely took up two sentences you know writing on this is a lot harder than i thought it would be see i thought it would be easy but really its not. We have a lot of new kids at my school this year yeah lets see there is tyler, zach, cody, brandon, erik sort of counts asknew because he was here in third or fourth left and came back thats all the knew kids I can think of but there are a lot more I think but it just seems like there are way more new kids this year. For some reason like all the girls in our group of friends went after the new kids like for some unexplainable reason like everyone liked erik I don't know what it was but darcie heather meaghan was trying to figure out who he like he of course would not tell her he said when he starts being comfortable with the school he will ask out or say yes when they ask him out to the person he likes. Then there is tyler okay tyler didn't start out in our group but he has kind of made his way there so he will probably stay with our group for now so first from our group he went out with meaghan and then something was bothering her and she told me and me being stupid me decided to tell two people just two but then tyler found out and they started getting distant and then she broke up with him but she did it middle school style (had someone else do it for her). Now i like tyler silly me right well apparently he likes me too but "We should just be friends" his line not mine but you know I'll live i haven't had a boyfriend in like forever so my lovely streak will continue. Last dance my friend darcie was trying to find this guy erik and he was out in the cafiteria and she came in through the front and he hid behind a vending machine and like everyone knew he was there except her and so liek everyone pointed that he was in the gym so she went back into the gym to look for him and as soon as she turns away like everyone starts lughing and he comes out it was really mean I felt really bad for darcie. THen the next time she was looking for him and we were all sitting around the table and so he hid under the table at the feet of this guy named wil and so it was funny wil was just saying like its only the first date and making jokes it was pretty funny but I did feel really bad for darcie because everyone was like hiding him from her. We are actually a really good group of people if I can name the whole group guys and girls (I might miss some) lets see me meaghan erika sara lauryn heather pi(melody) darcie michelle mykel g micheal m danieal robert wil erik cody tj I probably am missing a bunch but its late and I wanted to type about couples before I have to go to bed because my parents are screaming at me that it is time to go to bed okay so the quick version lets see erika and kC sara likes danieal but won't admit it so right now he is going out with a 7th graderlauryn and brandon he doesn't really hang out with us i think thats it but that will all change most likely because people like to get together right before or during or right after dances so who knows what the couple status is like. To be continued ...(Sorry for any spelling/gramatical errors)